The Characters of How to: For Kids

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Mr Fez

Mr Fez is the main protagonist on How to: For Kids, he's the one who has to deal with Narrator with his simple tasks he orders in the show

At first, Narrator seems like a kind and helpful person, which made Mr Fez have mutual feelings of him. But slowly when Narrator starts to become more cynical and cranky to Mr Fez, Mr Fez becomes stressed when doing tasks. Due to the stress, he keeps making more mistakes which is obviously, making Narrator angrier. Mr Fez tries his best to keep a smile in the show, but he slowly breaks it in the later episodes

Mr Fez is a friendly gentleman who has a bit long, darkish red hair, black glasses, a white long-sleeved shirt, black pants and brown shoes. His actor is unknown

He also has a girlfriend named Gloria

Gloria

Gloria is a supporting character in the How to: For kids series

She is a friendly and nice woman, who loves to read and all kinds of insects. She's very friendly to Mr Fez, but doesn't know that Mr Fez is in love with her. She usually rides a bike while singing 'Mary had a little lamb' She can hear Narrator when he's insulting her, which makes her feel really hurt inside

Gloria has long brown hair, has golden hoop earrings, wears a short-sleeved blue dress that goes up to her knees, and wears light brown sandal heels. Her actor is unknown. Despite not knowing Mr Fez is in love with her, she's still the girlfriend of Mr Fez

Taxi Driver

Taxi Driver is a minor character in the show How to: For kids, he transports Mr Fez wherever Mr Fez needs to go

He smokes cigarettes in private, and doesn't think of anyone as friends nor lovers. He can't hear Narrator if Narrator's insulting him, since Taxi Driver is not really an important character in the show

His actor is unknown, but is confirmed to be dead after the last episode of How to: For kids

Mailman

Mailman is a supporting character in the How to: For kids series, he sends letters to Mr Fez

Mailman appears in the episode 'How to: For kids - How to send a letter' where he send a letter to Gloria from Mr Fez that reads

"Dear, Gloria

I love you, and I would like to see you everyday

- Sincerely

Mr Fez"

Despite it looking obvious that it's a love letter, Gloria mistakes it as Mr Fez just wanting to be friends. Mailman can hear Narrator when he's insulting him, calling him a "useless character who only delivers mail"

The Children

The Children are a group of six children, consisting of C1, C2, C3, C4, C5, and C6. They play around and greet Mr Fez

If Mr Fez does something embarrassing, they point and laugh at him. Though, they aren't mean, and are very nice. They can all hear when Narrator is insulting them, calling them childish and what not, causing them to cry

C1, C2, and C6 are boys, while C3, C4, and C5 are girls. When the show got cancelled, people found out that the actors of the children in How to: For kids are very similar to actual children who have gone missing. They were unknown after this mystery

Doctor & Nurse

Doctor & Nurse are minor characters that appear in the episode 'How to: For kids - How to be calm during a checkup'

Doctor is a very serious man who doesn't like jokes and wants to stay on-topic. Whereas Nurse is the opposite, as she is friendly and very goofy, and cheers people up by doing so. Even if Doctor doesn't like it. They can hear Narrator if he's insulting them, but they just ignore it

Waitress

Waitress is a very minor character in How to: For kids, as she only appears in the episode 'How to: For kids - How to go on a hangout' where she serves food

She is nice and semi-serious

Office Manager

Office Manager is the boss of Mr Fez's Job

Office Manager is a very serious man and has anger issues, he likes drinking his coffee from a mug that used to have a picture of a dog on it, it was his dog. Office Manager used to have a dog, but it died He hates Mr Fez despite not firing him, and he's annoyed by Narrator's shenanigans of madness

Office Manager is a chubby man who has slick, brown hair, wears a suit, has a gold watch on his left wrist, and wears black shoes

Crossing Guard

Crossing Guard is a character in How to: For kids, he appears in a few episodes helping people cross the road

He is emotionless and just sees people as people